regenderate:

hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?


legfruit:

gherkind:

LMAO my mum thinks im a virgin

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Lime, lemon, tengerine, orange, starfruit :)

indiemovieboyfriend:

Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

Lemon - I wish you would notice me.

Tangerine - We have a lot in common.

Orange - I want to get to know you.

Starfruit - You are my tumblr crush.


theonegivingthefucks:

cascadingletters:

Have you ever felt a potential love for someone?

Like, you don’t actually love them and you know you don’t, but you know you could. You realise that you could easily fall in love with them. It’s almost like the bud of a flower, ready to blossom but it’s just not quite there yet. And you like them a lot, you really do. You think about them often, but you don’t love them. You could, though. You know you could.

My god the accuracy of this statement


galesofnovember:

poutymaru:

poutymaru:

I BOUGHT THE BABY A DOLL BED WHILE GARAGE SALE SHOPPING THINKING SHE WOULD JUST SNIFF AT IT AND NEVER SLEEP IN IT BUT SHE ABSOLUTELY ADORES IT AND HASN’T GOTTEN OUT OF IT IM SO HAPPY LOOK AT MY BABYDOLL

I’m so fucking happy this is getting notes this is the only post of mine that deserves this many notes please help me make it more popular than that awful fucking yeehaw post of mine

this post deserves a million notes because this person bought their cat a thing and the cat actually liked the thing and is using the thing as it is intended.  this is an actual miracle. 

galesofnovember:

poutymaru:

poutymaru:

I BOUGHT THE BABY A DOLL BED WHILE GARAGE SALE SHOPPING THINKING SHE WOULD JUST SNIFF AT IT AND NEVER SLEEP IN IT BUT SHE ABSOLUTELY ADORES IT AND HASN’T GOTTEN OUT OF IT IM SO HAPPY LOOK AT MY BABYDOLL

I’m so fucking happy this is getting notes this is the only post of mine that deserves this many notes please help me make it more popular than that awful fucking yeehaw post of mine

this post deserves a million notes because this person bought their cat a thing and the cat actually liked the thing and is using the thing as it is intended.  this is an actual miracle. 


cloneless:

"Could you do this show for another 9 years?"

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maxkirin:

Neil Gaiman’s 8 Rules of Writing, a remake of this post. Source.

Want more writerly content? Make sure to follow maxkirin.tumblr.com for your daily dose of writer positivity, advice, and prompts!


actualmenacebuckybarnes:

carnilia:

demisexualsteve:

imagine steve becoming increasingly worried because of all the casual misogyny and he talks about it with bucky

next thing you know bewildered young girls are telling everyone about that one time the winter soldier rescued them from street harassment

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SO H A P P Y

"heeey baby, wanna suck-"

"SUCK THIS" *punches dick w metal fist*


aquachilddicksquad:

forcing people to listen to my music when I’m driving

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mrscalypsojackson:

THIS SHOW GAVE ZERO FUCKS


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